Yeh, its those elbows, dammit.

Just for Khloe:

If one is having a truly abominable annus horribilus (ref: cranky Q. Liz), attach fluffy feathers to said scrunchie to improve one's standing with Her Maj.

See also: Really tall bloke that stands beside you, very close beside you.

I'll poop in one slipper and you can you the other. Deal?

My kitty does this too... and follows it by peeing in the bag. Just enough, mind you, so that we know he's been 'in love' with the bag.

A shortage of CHOCOLATE!!

It's Tylynyl! Along with hhis brother, Parycetymyl, and sister, Vagysyl!

Use it instead of bread in a bread and butter pudding. The panettone soaks up the custard mix (amended with a suitable splash of liqueur) and become all rich and thoroughly lovable!

Tony has a big boner.

'nose scorcher" (LOL) must come from the same flatulence family as the "silent-but-deadly" (one of Mr. Dirt's specialties).

I'll up you two serious thespians, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Timberlake, ftw.

"You speak such good english."

Sounds good, but I keep the butt-licking for dessert.

Oooh, I love corsets!! This sounds like so much fun— and you'll be doing so much dancin' that 9 degree weather won't matter. You go girl!!

Love, love, love Diorissimo! I've had my best luck at finding it in the Duty Free shop at airports.

I'll also add to that heavy perfumes at the gym or yoga studio (especially hot yoga) that become super intense and/or rank as the body warms up.

High school: anything by Avon (my mother was a rep, so it was free!).