lol, these would be more impressive if he had managed to play for more than two hours

Same shit, no?

Glorious petition master race.

Only the MVP

Still better than povertyball.

Don't worry, I won't pay for it.

Riley dies at the end.

That was great.

Great, another boring stealth segment where the AI hears a pin drop from a mile away but your partner runs everywhere without consequence.

No dog food for Victor tonight

Do they come with mozzarella sticks?

Fucking misogynist. I've reported this post to Jezebel.

Jesus, did Pam have money on the game?

Ouya

What the hell is a blacklog, you fucking racist

This is worse than Hitler.

Great, I always said the only thing missing from this game was fighting fucking Satan.

Xbot, go home.

I own neither because they're not worth buying, but the exclusives Microsoft gets don't interest me in the slightest. Not to mention the seemingly endless number of non-gaming features they ram down your throat.

I thought it was pretty good, too.