Bunch of bells and whistles with no games. Sure sounds like a great way to spend $500

Deal with it.

David Cage is a hack.

What kind of an asshole takes a 3DS to a graveyard?

*rape joke*

Big reason I don't watch is because the endzone is easier to get into than Arizona State

You're doing a great job, Mitsu...

you fucking woman hating beast

lol

These people are allowed to reproduce.

Your fault for playing a shitty game made for 10 year-olds.

Thanks, Japan.

Most fucking annoying meme

A game so bad it's considered child abuse.

Amazing treasure inside

Big, steaming pile of shit.

lol, nintenyearolds

For two clearly intelligent college-educated parties, this was some stupid shit.

Pre-order canceled.

Good thing gifs exist, or else you and Kotaku would have to actually put some thought into writing something worthwhile.