No, the dragons are real.

So, you are saying that an NBA player was terrified when he heard from a baby he didn't expect, so he left and will never return?

I played this song at my high school talent show about a decade ago.

Very true. Those 10 Wii-U owners are the nicest folks on the planet.

Not seconds, not thirds, not fourths, not fifths, not sixths.

He was attacked maliciously and unprovoked by a gang of babies in West Town Park. When that many babies get together they can be like piranha.

Pete Rose.

I realistically swam away from Call of Duty.

Give Suárez some time to get hungry, Greg. You know he's chomping at the bit.

Yeah...I think Saints Row IV offered a lot more WW options. My Walt looks like Walt. This guy looks like bizarro Jason Kidd.

I remember when Kotaku was about games

I will buy the game. Maybe even twice if it pisses crybabies off this much.

This makes a good chaser: