you took the bait. bad commenter, bad!

1. Yes, to own the libs.

I’d say Franken resigned over lesser offenses. Not saying he was right, but he wasn't pulling women's clothes open and I don't recall anyone saying they thought Al Franken would rape them 

Al Franken literally resigned over something really similar, and it was fellow Democrats who pushed him to do it. I’m not sure how Graham thinks it only happens to one party.

I just can’t wrap my mind around why they didn’t pull the nomination. There have to be a dozen other conservative orcs that could have breezed through this process, and they’re dying on this hill, why? To own the libs?

Graham then issued a bizarre threat, saying, “Let me tell you my Democratic friends—if this is the new norm, you’d better watch out for your nominees.”

Remember, this is allegedly one of the moderate ones. Ok.

¡Si!

Can’t have a next Zodiac Killer while the current one is still on the loose.

System Log 193264: The humans around me have commented in a manner that has resulted in some of them opening their mouths and emitting a repetitive series of noises which seem to signal enjoyment. I’ve been told that this is called laughter. In order to maintain my appearance as a normal human male, I must endeavor to…

It’s only just starting to dawn on him that the only way he’ll get to play at Staples will be in a Clippers uniform. Once he fully realizes it, I expect him to become the next Zodiac killer.

From age 16 to 27, I assumed “sob-laugh” was the typical female response to sex.

He should play, but every time he gets handed the ball, he should fumble and walk away...

Jesus! I never saw that before. 48 second cringe.

Never forget

He got better

They don’t try to hurt people?! They blew up Vince McMahon’s limo and killed him!

Exhibit 324D on why the NFLPA under DeMaurice Smith is an absolute joke. Not only did they lose 11 points from the previous CBA, they instituted the rookie salary cap without removing the franchise tag. That gave the owners incredible leverage over players (especially running backs). A team can franchise a player 3…

All the time in regards to poor people, the message isn’t much different either, the numbers are just all the lower, “Shut up and be happy you’re even allowed to have that subsistence wage, you scum!”

Trying to think where else in American society the question “Whoa, hey, haven’t you made enough money?” is taken seriously. Drawing a blank.