TheCynic
The Cynic
TheCynic

We get it, Brady isn’t a receiver. You don’t have to rub his nose in it. 

To hell with Geno’s and Pat’s-- Jim’s is my go-to whenever I come back home.

The Philly Special.

*Nike reminds you to believe responsibly.

Wait till someone tells him that Adidas Slogan is “Impossible is Nothing”. How can something be impossible and also nothing.

I would expect nothing less from someone I can only assume grew up hearing endearing stories of his great-great uncle John Wilkes.

Guy who enjoys mindless repetition, empty lyrics, and random ‘tourette’s-like’ outbursts of ‘skrrrrt’ in his hip hop writes scathing article about person who represents the exact opposite. So incredibly cutting edge and just what we should expect from a master of internets.

Fucktomb is what my goth girlfriend calls her pussy.

As always, Fuck McNabb with a Chunky Soup Can.

MY HOASE-BEND CAN’T THROW THEE BALL AND CATCH THEE BALL!

Why would they use some foreign shit like Occam’s razor when they can buy a quality Gillette blade made right there in Southie?

Oh, a trivia game! I love trivia games.

Really, Drew? You go on and on about the Pats losing to Foles, but no mention of multiple SB losses to this guy?

I grew up a Dolphins Fan (sic). My hatred of the Patriots began in the Steve Grogan era. Yet all I ever needed to learn about Pats fans came courtesy of my ex husband’s vacuous, jealous, petty mother. Every Sunday she and her gentle, kind husband would watch the Pats, in compliance with Masshole State Laws. She also

Fuck Boston. Now, and forever. 

I’ve lived in Buffalo (hometown), Boston, Austin, KC (wife’s hometown), and now Minneapolis. Boston is BY FAR my least favorite of these places. Oh sure it’s a great place to see historic sites but Red Sox and Patriots fans are the bane of my existence and that city is so damn racist.

“Injuries happen when our bodies are unable to absorb or disperse the amount of force placed on them.”

The Patriots entry in this series is Drew’s magnum opus every year.