TheCynic
The Cynic
TheCynic

Holy shit, the dumb is strong in this one.  

It’s times like this that makes me ask: Who are the snowflakes?

What’s the end-game?

I can’t imagine that a person who cuts the top off their socks (you know, the part with the elastic that helps keep the sock up) is a paragon of knowledge.

I can’t imagine being so angry about a peaceful protest that someone will literally destroy their own stuff. Like, I get how it’s all racism and that it doesn’t matter how black people protest because people are really just mad that they’re black and want equality, but goddamn folks really need to let go of this

The only thing I got from that is the soundman is a fucking moron and if he really is a Marine, apparently he never paid attention to that oath he had to have taken at least once - goes something like this:

Don’t be silly. You shoot TVs. 

Yep.  As much as I enjoy the videos of racist cockwombles burning their own shoes, I’m hoping that CK’s next marketing deal will be with a manufacturer of something more flammable / explosive. “Semtex is proud to support Colin Kaepernick. Your move flag-humpers”.

Go full-on Tibetan monk! Protest Kaep by torching YOURSELVES!

You guys should protest the right way, by uh [checks notes]

As a liberal, I don’t feel like I’m being owned enough. I suggest they keep literally playing with fire on their property, just to show just how strong-willed and patriotic they are.

So ...athletic clothes worn in public with the logos cut off are the new hate symbol for our times?

The Dusty Baker of the NBA.

Players who are regulars under Thibs age in dog years.

OK, it sucks that they lost to the Pats, but that loss allowed the Pats to lose in the Super Bowl which is an even better game to watch the Pats lose. 

Black Bortles prefers to be called “David Garrard.”

They are the Eli Manning of teams

Your coach: The widely respected Doug Marrone, who is here to kick ass and eat bologna sandwiches. And he’s ALL OUT OF ASSES TO KICK:

Nobody is going to do that.  I guarantee if game prices rise to $70-80 these publishers are still going to sell all this extraneous shit on top of it.  Nothing will change except the price of entry.