He’s not long for the outfield with shaky, less-than-stirring defense like that. Unless he puts some kind of bonding agent on his glove, I’m thinking diamonds are forever in his future.

So, they can’t take Jerry’s statue down, but I don’t see any reason why they can’t turn the panther statue around to make it look like it’s mauling him.

Cam has somehow become one of the easiest QBs to root for because I assume that every one of his TDs must have given at least 5 MAGA chuds an aneurysm

Thank you for doing this article focusing on the victims.

They shouldnt have needed one. No one should go to a tournament with a fear of being shot up. 

Just as in Baghdad, the term “Green Zone” is meant to provide participants a false sense of safety.

You mean Skate? He’s now called hover. He rides around on a hoverboard and his special is blowing vape smoke into your eyes.

I would bet $5,000 this worthless piece of shit couldn't make microwave Mac and cheese, nevermind a pipe bomb.

And to the obligatory “BUT BUT BUT if there’d been a good guy with a gun there!!”, guess what— people still would have been fucking shot that didn’t need to be. I’m fucking done with hearing any excuse that involves firing a weapon in a crowded space as the way to prevent someone from firing a weapon in a crowded…

You’re doing God’s work, Arnheim.

On what day do you expect to demote Nick Foles?

[clears throat] To be or not to be, that is the question I have about Carson Wentz vis-á-vis readiness for Week 1.

Sad to say that your static image is more often right than wrong. 

Shooting in area where guns aren’t allowed: “See? Gun bans don’t work!”

Weird, for like the 350th time this year, a “good guy with a gun” failed to stop a mass shooting. I’m sure he was just stuck in traffic or something.

So glad we have brave Mavericks like John McCain to put partisanship aside for the safety of this country.

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This is fucking horrible. Don’t let the proximity of these tragedies to each other diminish the fact that this should never, ever, be acceptable in society.

The absolute spinelessness—the cowardice—of attacking unarmed, unprepared persons, especially with a fucking firearm, in the name of grinding a personal axe has no equivalent in this life.

Violence is the final redoubt of the terminally inept. Fatal violence conducted at a distance (via firearm) against unarmed…