It’s understandable if you spend all your time in the Mikkeller and War Pigs. I know I would!

If Vince McMahon was also an arsonist.

Can’t do a Texans WYTS without a shout out to Susan:

When you look at who was throwing to him, it makes Andre Johnson look like a first ballot HOF’er.

Don’t forget Joel Ornstein, a prosperity gospel grifter who has attracted thousands of idiot followers, enough to build himself multiple multi-million dollar mansions while keeping his massive compound of a church closed to people looking for shelter during Hurricane Harvey.

Houston is 1000 square miles of rush hour traffic and its most cherished citizen is the Vince McMahon of discount furniture.

A Bears fan looks at that list and says “I see no problem here.”

I’m not even a big steak guy but that part hurt to read.

Those cows lead a great life, with one bad day. 

Anyone that uses mesquite sucks at smoking things and can’t come to my smokeboy parties. 

I literately slammed my laptop closed for a second after reading that... just eat the bite, it is just a bite Jesus. Or at the minimum because It’s 250$ you’re not going to get that chance everyday.

i am suprised that all family members survived though

I gave some to my wife and she politely told me it was well cooked and well seasoned, and then she spat it out into the garbage because she thought it was too heavy to eat at lunch time.

Obligatory. (Why is the original an mp4?...i swear...)

I think you meant to say “liberals will most certainly feel saddened by this due to their ability to empathize.”

Damn this is a really sad story. Their little blog even had maps of the routes they took. Seemed like very nice people just trying to enjoy their own life, without hurting others. Per usual, we see all the one-liners from the anonymous void, mocking the situation. What’s so funny about this? Guess I’m just not cool…

Ben McAdoo looks like he works as a manager at a movie theater and hits on all the high school girls he hires.

Ben McAdoo looks like the guy who watches his ex-wife’s kids while she out on a date with Jeff Fisher.

Ben McAdoo looks like he runs a YouTube channel where he gives very detailed, informative reviews of pornography, and tries very hard to argue that plot and acting matter in them.

Ben McAdoo looks like the main character in a movie about a dogfighting ring that Christian Bale would gain 60 pounds to play.