Felger & Maz are going to be all over this if the Patriots lose before the Super Bowl.

Man, even back then, nobody would high five Brady.

Jesus Christ the world is going to fucking end.  The Hoodie was smiling... and it actually looked like a real honest to goodness smile.  You know the type that normal, non-demons, have when they find something enjoyable or funny.  Fuck, I’m not ready for this.

And it’s all meaningless if the Warriors decide they’re not wasting another year - the last year of the big 4? - screwing around. 

Bullshit, the Oakland Halos are playing great ball and nobody wants to face the Seattle Buehners in the playoffs.

That seems a bit racist.

no no no no no no no

As I scrolled down I wondered who it was going to be and goddammit of course it had to be Nagle!! I was a 9 year old Jet fan who was crushed by this insanely idiotic (Jetsie) play and I don’t know if I ever really recovered...

“Boots to Colon Cleaning Service: How can we service your rich ass today”

He pulled his hamstring while retrieving his phone. It’s such a shame too because he had mentally drafted the perfect pithy response tweet while doing so.

I love Dez now that he’s burning down the whole Cowboys organization

Not certain but from the few grey comments on this so far I’m willing to bet Jerry Jones has some very clean boots 

Faaaake! No one has ever had Infinity as their uniform number.

Excellent photoshop of what is clearly not a person who ever actually played in the NFL.

*Chris Berman Voice* The New York FOOTBALL Mets.

1029. Getting hit by an Acme truck

No Mitch McConnell?

I ranked it third.

I can actually get behind most of this list.  At least Oat and Honey Cafe Mix isn’t at the top of the list.  

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