Stick tap Emery.

Now THIS is how you apply for a job at the White House in 2018.

It definitely is but it’s also not completely practical in fields that use it as a major networking tool, or any slightly public facing occupation. I think learning how to better hold your tongue is probably a good skill but I also think the reason for that is less “people can’t be trusted with their own words” and…

Somehow you’re both right.

If you’re going to be pedantic, at least do it right. The principle of noscitur sociis requires that general terms be defined in relation to the specific. In this case, a reference to a bench in an article about soccer. See Beecham v. United States, 114 S. Ct. 1669, 1671 (1994); Dole v. United Steelworkers, 494 U.S.…

Bruh, clearly this woman saw the jewelry in Mccoy’s room and claimed it was hers. That’s why she couldn’t produce a list of items that were missing even though she had plenty of opportunities. She was hoping they’d take her at face value. This whole situation sounds sad and weird as fuck, but if I had 50k of jewelry,…

You Don’t

Not participating in social media at all seems like the best thing to do these days.

“Two Guild Wars 2 narrative designers, Jessica Price and Peter Fries, were fired after Jessica attacked a well-established community member for asking a questions, shouted sexism, and refused to back down. This led people to dig into her Twitter page and realize she frequently posts opinions that ArenaNet does not…

Pssh. I beat new Vegas a bunch of times on the easiest difficulty, killing everyone who even remotely inconvenienced me.

Texans have no shame.

My mind immediately went to Dave Thomas spiking a Baconator because the patties weren’t square enough.

That’s good stuff. I’d pay decent money (two bucks) to watch an irascible old coot throw his company’s own food on the floor and curse.

Holy shit that’s amazing. Thank you.

Forgetting who he is? He hasn’t exactly been just sitting around. He won his class at Pikes Peak two weeks ago. 

Chris Davis gets an honorary spot in the non-televised Strikeout Derby.

Pro Tip; Just don’t care what (insert famous person here) is doing with their life, focus on your own.

You’re right. It’s just hard to blame the Spurs for anything in this situation. Kawhi is an unbelievable talent (or was- we don’t really know), but without Pop and Chip Engelland, he’s probably a defensive specialist in Indiana that the casual NBA fan has never heard of. So, I guess my point is fuck Kawhi.

I mean how did they fuck themselves? What did they actually do to Kawhi? It seems like he or someone in his circle or someone in a dream he had or someone on WebMD or who knows what convinced him that his injury was actually way different than what the evil Spurs doctors said it was--the Spurs, of course, an…