I work in an ICU. Assuming a 500 microgram dose, dude had 870,000 doses.

Why would anyone want to do a research monkey? Rhesus Christ, you are one sick person. 

Ya know, there’s a second lead here worthy of conversation: The NFL, a league who took a lot of heat for burying its head in the sand and failing to investigate serious accusations of it’s players, again decided it was ok not to interview a witness because they simply asked that their lawyer be present? Lol how is…

I knew Winston was a rapist, I just didn’t know he was the type of monster to sit in the front seat as a solo Uber rider

I understand why poor people commit crimes, but I don’t understand why wealthy successful people commit crimes. Don’t they realize it will come back to haunt them and they’ll never be able to become Presid....

Hopefully your sister is never the one who Jameis assaults. 

Monkeys? Oh, Jameis, you just keep getting better. 

Don't you have an apology to write, Jameis?

Please stop, Jameis.

He’s a totally normal rapist! FIND A NEW SLANT!

He grabbed a crotch. That isn’t really some Hans Gruber mastermind stuff. I could do it right now. I won’t because I'm not a rapist, but I could without much planning.

Can you blame a man for turning to drug dealing when he’s only made a paltry hundred and sixty million dollars by age 34? According to this pricing, 435 grams has a street value of ~$290,000, so he stood to increase his net wealth by almost two-tenths of a percent (minus operations costs and wholesale pricing)! Whoa! 

There’s a lot to unpack in that headline.

Nothing he’s done or been accused of says “mastermind”. It just says entitled asshole.

You know, Based upon the evidence, I’m starting to think this guy might just be an asshole.

Three games. Jesus. Colin Kaepernick, you got lucky to leave this shitshow of a league behind. And Fuck Roger Goodell with a crab leg.

I didn’t know Jameis was a Trump supporter 

Can’t blame Hanley. You know, if I had only been paid over $150M in the last 18 years I’d probably be looking for a way to get some walkin’ around money too. I mean after taxes and agent fees that’s probably down to around what, $90M?