Adding "your mom" to those is funny.

You’re absolutely correct. I’m sorry if I miss read your sentiment. 100% my bad. I’m just so used to Boston fans waving around Brady suspension as if it was a conspiracy in the NFL.

Orrrr, maybe 3 games for groping someone seems like a slap on the wrist, especially when compared to one of the more notable suspensions in the league?

“Getting Hit by a Bus” Uses, Ranked

Really? Really? No “Hit by a Bus” in a Deadspin listicle?

Pence Tested, Mother Approved!

For the last time, it’s called “Conversion Therapy.”

Dives should be reviewed post match. First time offenders receive fines. Repeat offenders receive scaled fines/suspensions.

It would be so simple to eliminate this bullshit from the sport if the governing bodies had any sort of spine whatsoever.

Seriously. FIFA made such a big deal about how everything will be retroactively reviewable, how players can be punished after the fact if they do things that aren’t caught by the in-game refs, even potentially getting carded at halftime for shit that happened in the first half... and yet shit like this happens without…

Before we get into the whole “ugh, soccer is the worrrrst!,” just know that fucking everybody hates Pepe.

Seriously, how has video replay not used for this kind of nonsense?

If the ref sees a dive, they should confirm it on video replay, then red card the diver. That’s the only way this shit will end.

This is why people hate soccer.

And we taxpayers keep footing the bill. This should be the focus: you are just pouring tax money down the drain.

It’s just a few bad apples!

Cops are dumb as fuck and just as dangerous. They protect and serve each other.

The police are the most dangerous gang in the country.

The average American cop is pretty stupid. Like they have the brains of a 19-year-old.

Wait.

I feel as though I want, nay need, this to be set to Paul Heyman screaming “Gore! Gore! Gore!”