I like Mexico, but anyone would consider them inferior to Germany!

Let’s at least grant Brazil this: the Swiss are born and raised to achieve a neutral result.

As he gets older, my dad tells me horror stories of accidentally sitting on his nutsack. The Kings are my dad every fucking draft.

About six or seven minutes.

You really put a lot of work into this

Sorry, all my support is pledged to John Scott.

I don’t usually vote, but I’m making an exception to that policy this year.

Vote early, vote often.

We’re all voting for him in the All Star Game, right? It’s not just me?

That hat, though.

That damn dog just broke like 17 unwritten rules and I love him for it. But he’s never making it to the hall of fame.

Lemme translate this for everyone:

Hmm. “Just because.”

Alternately, you could just fuck off and not read the site. Y’know. Your call.

Believe it or not you don’t need a plug in to go to a different site! The internet, it’s amazing!

But he called Wilbon a shithead because he’s a shithead. You wouldn’t want Deadspin to have to lie, would you?

Or just come to the Sonics like we all know he will, then he’ll be Super close to Bezos.

The Wizards could trade Alex Ovechkin for LeBron and kill two Wilbon birds with one non sequitur.

You know who’s super rich and is meeting world leaders? Mohammed Bin Salman.