I hate they found a way to suck most of the fun out of the game. Couch head-to-head is still one of the most fun games but the VC and the stupid legacy issues (can’t really steal but they’ll dribble off your hip and get a turnover that way is a big one to me) are disappointing.

They’re more than stars—-those two teams I listed were HoF pairings. Actually forgot a couple for HoFers—-Heat had Tim and Alonzo and Pistons had Zeke, Rodman and Dumars.

Won his first playoff series with Doug Collins in 1988. Actually went to the ECF with Doug in 89, before Phil showed up.

Also, Wayne Gretzky never won a single Super Bowl. Talk about a lack of grit.

OR she was a narcissist only interested in her own interests at any given time and her kids understood this having had to deal with her. And she moved back because her kids in Cali couldn’t stand her and she thought she could emotionally blackmail the old set of kids into dealing with her. They tried to reconcile,…

> I want that fucker to burn. I want to see his ass in an orange jumpsuit behind bars, because that is where he belongs.

This is the most coherent analysis of Trump I have consumed in a very long time, maybe ever. The fact that it relates directly to sports is irrelevant. It is so hard to step back and look at this man and use any kind of logic and reason because he appears to be such an illogical moron. You get to the heart of the…

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

I’m not sure how many animals I could name, but I’m confident it would fall below the number of Pokemon I can name. I’m pretty comfortable with that.

My youngest kid asks me to slice up lemons and limes so he can eat them like orange wedges. It’s like he wants to grow up to be a Radiohead song.

“i used to be a nazi. i still am, but i used to too” -heinrich hedberg

Wow, it’s almost like people associated with a sport where you beat others into unconsciousness might not be all that well-balanced.

I didn’t want the government to smoke them with a drone. I wanted it to do exactly what it did - kick back, put its feet up, have a beer, and wait, knowing they have all the cards. The government didn’t “blink,” it played its hand masterfully. It got its arrest and didn’t need a massacre to do it. The Bundys and their…

Thanks for the literal LOL, dude.

My favorite relatively-undiscussed angle for these people making their stand against our corrupt government with assault rifles and lunatic views:

I mean, the hyper-male/masculinity + love of guns and other things that make males feel like their masculinity still matters in a world of increasingly important calls for intellect, shifting gender values, discourse and (ugh) feelings shouldn’t be that surprising right?

Right?

Pictured: The one concrete statement about all of this.

Tito also probably had the most apathetic pro wrestling surprise debut of all time. Crickets make more noise than this crowd did for him.

Why are people who make a career out of something most people desperately try to avoid, physical combat, so aggressive?

Repeated blows to the head. Substance abuse. Abusive relationships. Emotional issues. et cetera.