TheCynic
The Cynic
TheCynic

I saw a wonderful POTG from an enemy Junkrat a couple days ago that had him start his riptire, only to get dropped at point-blank range by our Hanzo, cancelling his ult.

It’s almost as if, when their algorithm can’t find a good play, it finds the worst just to shame someone.

I am glad to see that Jesse Pinkman found a new line of work.

That isn’t as bad as the High Jessiman pick. He was the only player of that round 1 to not make the NHL and when he finally did about 7 years later he played for about 4 games.

Rangers took Hugh Jessiman 12th in 2003. His zero career goals are slightly fewer than those of Ryan Getzlaf, Zach Parise, Dustin Brown, Brent Seabrook and Brent Burns, who were all drafted within the next 10 picks.

I’m surprised the winner wasn’t Teamy McTeamface.

Las Vegas Nevadans.

Babies

I think the Las Vegas Aces is actually a pretty good name!

I bet he was promised a meet & greet with Bettman and decided to just head back home.

If this were 2009 Knicks fans could legitimately get super excited about that roster, though they might be a little confused about why they had a 14 year old Latvian penciled in at the 4.

Draymond Green could have kicked Messi in the balls. Probably a more effective strategy.

Fuck Soccer.

Also in the fourth quarter Kyrie or Lebron would would set up by getting a pick and forcing Curry to switch to the ball-handler. That was actually a brilliant strategy and another way to expose the weakness of the “switch everything” philosophy. Lue did a great job. Rotations were good, he called time outs to cut GS

I will not listen to anyone who’s says “Curry” and “injured” in the same sentence. They were so snarky and touchy last summer after they won bc people were rightly pointing out that in every series they played, the other team was missing a key contributor. What's good for the goose...

It was so enjoyable to see Lebron sending Steph’s cute layup attempts into the third row.

God. Some of Steph’s shots last night were infuriatingly bad. Like you’d watch him take those kind of shots during the season and they’d be fun because they could go in! But watching him last night just heave shot after shot that has NO CHANCE IN THE WORLD like some sweaty white dude at the YMCA just got to me. He was

Can’t believe how quickly I turned on that team in a span of two years. It seems like ages ago when Golden State was synonymous with long-term irrelevancy. Now I despise the very core of them.

“But even so, it was jarring to see Irving playing his guts out while Curry looked like he was auditioning to star in a Justin Bieber Vine.”

At least Curry had a good Father’s Day, he got to spend it playing basketball with his daddy.