If there is a God in Heaven, by this time next year Justin Bieber will be sitting next to Johnny Manziel in that same Columbus bar, looking back on his own shattered career...

That’s not even the most egregious thing about this...the Ravens were perfectly fine making a double murder suspect a team captain for more than a decade...but WEED?!?!?! No fucking way.

It’s like if the Ginger Hammer, Darren Rovell, and Peter King were mad geniuses and knew how to build androids that were indistinguishable from actual humans... this is what they’d build.

How fucking stupid is it to take someone off your board because they smoke weed? ARGHHHH

Looks like a farting lion.

If the Bobcats had built a bomb shelter, they never would have picked Morrison in the first place.

“Hey Dan, trade the #1 pick with a bright future, who also happens to play my preferred position, for Kevin Love or I don’t come back to Cleveland.”

Take a good look, RGIII. LeBron is much better than you, and he’s from here, and this shit is still breaking him. You fucked up man.

Yes, but this sounds like Lue’s-lose scenario.

To be fair, I definitely thought the Knicks should have taken Mudiay over Porzingis. The Knicks still need a point guard, but I’m completely happy being wrong about Porzingis.

To be fair, your overly sensitive (is there any other kind?) feminism makes you attractive to 0% of men and 100% of cis Jezebel readers.

Yes. If you break a social more, it’s important that the transgression is dealt with as swiftly as possible.

Five new games on NBC? I hope that there are enough hot button social issues for Bob Costas to moan about.

No, sir, that just means we get more Tony Dungy and Rodney Harrison, which is like listening to a conversation between a bologna sandwich and Uncle Rico.

Thursday Night Football: Still garbage, but now less garbeej

Dude is older than 50 now. And that photo was taken right after surviving an avalanche in Nepal. Like most people who live large, it shows. But as an ambassador to skiing, I still give him mad respect.

To be fair, even if Hinkie got the meeting, he was just going to trade it for a couple of meetings in 2019.

But there’s no way Manziel can deliver a bomb.

“Uh, yeah, my name is...Billy. Uh, Billy......Football.”

Somewhere, Bobby Valentine is smiling.