Yeah, I was just considering this question and by the age of 15 alone I pretty much needed to have the sexual history of Wilt Chamberlain to outpace all the furious wanking I had done up to that point, and that number sure as hell hasn't gone DOWN in the interim. They could hook me and some poor unfortunate woman up…

Islamic State is a college team. Duh.

I think we'd already established that Jameis doesn't understand the meaning of "no."

He said "culpability". The NFL fucking hates that word.

Or Donte Stallworth.

"he's huge in the online gaming community especially call of duty"

"I HATE THIS FUCKING TEAM!!! ... Oh, here is good? Well thanks for choosing Uber and don't forget to leave a review."

This is one of the best wrestling promos I've ever seen.

All things considered, Fred Durst looks pretty good, but that new Limp Bizkit song fucking sucks.

Why Your Contributor Sucks: Chris Fucking Kluwe

How do people STILL not understand the point of the "Why Your Team Sucks" series? It's not singling out your team you morons. The earth revolves around the sun, not you.

You guys are such hipsters.

Buttfumble aside, I think Sanchez got a bad rap. He could be a decent QB but had absolutely no offensive talent around him when he was on the Jets.

Yeah any time a starting QB goes down I automatically assume Seneca Wallace is his backup.

What am I supposed to tell my children? That if we let gays play professional sports, someone might invest in their charities? This world, I'm telling you; down a hole, it is going.

There was an immediate call by House republicans to pull all funding for Boys & Girls Clubs.

You know who else loved a boys and girls club? Jeffery Dahmer.

If you watch the game again, you can see Bradford's knee flashing red on a throw, signaling to the defense that he can be defeated with three blows to that area.

I'd say he's already in midseason form, but I'm not sure if he's ever gotten that far.

"He's losing his mind... and I'm reaping all the benefits."