Also a testament to the effectiveness of the word "fuck" in expressing that inevitable tensing of anus while realizing that you're just along for the ride.

"Fuck"...when the "Merde!" just isn't strong enough.

Wow lmao mad props to 50. That was painful, i wanna hear him read that harry potter page so bad

"... And a serial batterer of women."

Apparently, Linda Cohn isn't the only one who has beef with 50 cents.

Great, the Cardinals fans are here.

St. Louis is so devoid of anything fun to do, that citizens flock to Nashville for crazy bachelor / bachelorette party weekends, guy's weekends, etc. People from here call it "Nash-Vegas". That's how bad St. Louis is.

Finally! I've been searching the internet for hours looking for a 15 year-old bust.

I thought all the war machines were in Missouri this week.

I think War Machine misunderstood the concept of how beating his woman would result in an extended stay.

Hulk wears pizza-pants. You wear pizza-pants when your girl breaks up with you and you run to your room, order pizza, eat and eat while crying like a little girl because FUCK YOU SOPHIE!

2 of this car's cylinders make moar power than my '71 240Z... damnit

he put the bucket way too far back back back

CAM'RON DID IT

Just when I thought I couldn't dislike ESPN any more, they go and team up with Lil Wayne.

Wrong. It's "Snatch".

Person responsible for entering competitors' names on the screen: [mashes keyboard in astonishment]

He'll look good in pinstripes.

The only good thing about the Bucs is that their original orange unis look like the tastiest bar at the ice cream truck. Creamsicles 4 lyfe.

"What advice would you give to up and coming date rapists in the high school football system?"

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