"On a Reddit thread about the initial Tweet"

We talking about lunch, man. Not the game, not the game. We sitting in here, and they're supposed to be the franchise player, and we in here talking about lunch. We talking about lunch, man. How silly is that?

He was charged with "being way too fucking awesome!"

What I gather is the people to blame are:

"Any time you point at someone you've got 3 fingers pointing back at yourself."

I've seen fire throwers and I've seen rain.

Hi there, welcome to 2014. A lot of stuff has happened while you were in that cave.

If it is found that he caused that wreck, it's time to black flag that guy's career.

They should have had the clerk come out and kick her in the face just to illustrate what a kick to the face looked like.

As usual, Wade offered no defense.

If you want to argue with the crazy person, go right ahead.

According to Tony Dungy, Michael Sam's rating is a 666.

Bortles wanted to know about his punting.

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

After reaching first base, Pujols fired an imaginary arrow at Hamilton, which struck him in the chest and put him on the 60 day DL

This sort of thing goes way back. Ty Cobb, in particular, was known for mocking opposing players. Especially the Jews.

+1 Daniel. Well done.

And it works particularly well for getting his spine centered on the stretcher as they wheel him off the court, too!

You sure that's not just a yellow sale tag on a Rose jersey?

There is nothing. The idea is that you match the offer for a restricted free agent and Houston just did not expect that kind of an offer to come in for Chandler Parsons. In hindsight anything would have been better. I am sure he would have taken 3 years for 30 in an extension. Hell, even 3 for 24 would've probably cut…