Asshole. I hope he finds a tumor in is back, back, back.

My dad recently died of lymphoma so this really hits home. If putting Chris Berman on TV will cure cancer once and for all, then I'm all for doing the right thing and not putting Chris Berman on TV.

The Home Run Derby: Our annual reminder that Chris Berman is an unlistenable, fucking asshole.

This gif is better when reversed.

If getting a boner while on a boat with a pretty lady is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

Worth it.

Dwight Howard has held controversial opinions for his entire career. For example, his belief that practicing free throws is a waste of time has offended basketball fans for years.

goddamn that was poor

ain't no wimmin gon tell me how to live my life neither now that I moved outta moms place. pound it bro

If by "pussy whipping" you mean "having a wife, apparently a smart one, who might point out that refusing up to $30 million extra to NOT live in New York and play for Phil Jackson is kind of fucking dumb" then yes. It could have played a role.

LOL dude consults his wife on major life choices WHAT A FUKKIN TOOOOOL

Well we now know what to turn down for.

My grandfather had a 65 (he was a runner at Wall Street) skylark, then my mom happened;)

Buick Gran [sic] Sport 455. The badge of choice for little old ladies produced a muscle car that was a compelling mix of dignified restraint and torque that would alter the Earth's rotation. Completely overshadowed by its GTO and Chevelle SS sisters in the market solely for nameplate reasons.

Come on, man. He's not going to Cleveland. His wife owns that juice bar in Miami. You think she's just gonna sell that thing and open another one up in Cleveland? You know how annoying it is to get a zoning permit and pass inspection from the health department? She's not gonna go through all that all over again.

Theory: LeBron James and Johnny Manziel are boys, and Manziel got him a tryout with the Browns in hopes of bolstering a receiving corps depleted by the loss of Josh Gordon.

LOL

Not a Rolling Stones fan, huh?

it's hard to stay bad forever in the NBA

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