Um...what about Superman? Just as fast as Flash, has far superior strength, and oh yeah, he can fly. How's Flash gonna stop his dunks? The only guy who could give Supes a game is Spider-Man just due to jumping ability and agility.

Incest porn?

When my daughter is watching, I sometimes amuse myself by speculating which two members of the band are most likely to have sex with each other and which member is the most likely to end up in porn.

I'm surprised Shawn Kemp wasn't the first just due to sheer quantity.

Obviously football. 10 men in baseball = more outs = boring. In hockey, the level of excitement rises with each fewer man on the ice. (Shootouts > Power Play > Regular Play), and in basketball, there'd just be less room for players to operate.

Yeah, but everyone is also super on-edge I'm sure. Someone smells one puff of smoke, and all of a sudden, you'll have a SWAT team breaking down your door.

Tripping is too nice. Donkey punch all the way.

You tell no one! Didn't you see the movie Lottery Ticket? Well, no, of course you didn't. I don't think anyone actually did. But the point remains: If people know you have this wallet, you will get robbed. And murdered. And possibly raped.

It's an art. You know you'll go faster in the left lane..until somebody wants to turn left. You've just got to sense when someone's going to make the left turn, and get out JUST before.

Basketball knowledge was frozen in 1997? At least that still puts you five years ahead of Dick Vitale. If you asked him, I bet Vitale would tell you that Bobby Hurley is still playing for Duke.