Beep Beep Beep.

I can’t stand the rain. Beep beep, who got the keys to the Jeep?

I found and bought a ‘79 Mustang 5.0 foxbody pace car (2,106 were made) with my father-in-law from some lady with a dirty garage. It needed a new motor so we sourced one and rebuilt it with a stroker kit and now I have converted it into a race car. I have left the body in the exact same condition as when we rescued…

It looks like a lot of it is the lack of airbags, but then lightweighting/cheapening the steel probably comes into play, too, for how far they crumple. (And, that Eeco is basically a decontented/cheapened version of an Indianized version of a kei van from 1999, which I believe is before Japan required kei cars to be…

#BadLuckLewis

OPPO saves lives!

The article is how NOT to look like an asshole, not how to adopt an asshole’s mindset.

You’ll be hearing from my kinja.

The Mini doesn’t have to win. Just has to wait long enough for the Mustang to be distracted by a crowd.

Turn up ur speakers and click this pls.

I know thts dumb, you know thats, why even waste your time

Let me guess, you’re against the hot buffet at the swingers club too?

No, just stop it. I don’t want complete stranger’s genitalia anywhere in the vicinity of my food.

That’s the Twitter equivalent of selling someone’s mom to ISIS for a Chipotle gift card.

I immediately imagined a cartoon SPROING noise and then “ohai”

Hello my baby, hello my darling, hello my rag time gal.