The real sad part is that none of his friends saw it, as they all have DirecTV.

Cadillac-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack

I love wagons, but this is absolutely right.

Feel free to doubt it, Tim.

What Photoshop says it looks like:

Wow.

(GM director of marketing reads post, falls off chair)

Soylent Green Hell

In a way, I have to agree here. I mean this is a game about racing cars on tracks. Prettier graphics vs. the tracks and cars to race? Graphics have gotten pretty decent already. Prettier graphics is nice but the point of the game is to be racing and people who like these games are car enthusiusts who want to race the…

I refuse to vote because this is like having to choose between crushed testicles or smashed testicles.

Ugh, another lifeless Rocky movie.

Best matching angle of the Sorento I could find.

Here's why.

well now there are two of them, sort of.

My old boss and I got into a heated argument about the required fitness of a racing driver. He held onto the belief that if you sit while you do it, then it's not a sport (ummm... rowing?), and that golf was more demanding. Nevermind that you can drink beer while you play a game of golf. So one weekend I invited him…