He apparently told cops he pulled his pants down during the WSOP because he had lost a bet.

Being Ultra to me just means you’re a cunt who loves fighting more than football. I live in Brazil and i’ve been in the Maracanã before remodelling when it fit almost 120k people and i have NEVER seen a racist incident in there. Flamengo’s fans are from all walks of life, from the current psycopath rich boy governor…

Is about time they end this dangerous guessing game and put a count down timer next to the yellow light. I say majority of red light runner simply had no idea when Russian roulette yellow is going to change. Some people are simply better at guessing than others. Even the best guesser have a bad day once in a blue moon…

Same reason I always order a shot with my beer. Can't get drunk on whiskey if you're buying beer. It's just math. 

It’s so the turn blinkers contrast more.
Oh.... wait. nevermind.

Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.” 

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Rob Gronkowski says he couldn’t sleep for weeks after a fairly routine hit in the Super Bowl

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

My wife gives me shit when she catches me woodworking in the middle of the day.

No, no, the cones must be the same distance apart for both the car and bike.

HE HATE TEAMS

In the AHL

Fun fact; I’ve already hit 14 home runs against the Orioles this year. 

Why? Most 26 year olds still have their teeth.

This is the old man I strive to become.  Has empathy, but not without enjoying the absurdity of life. Also I would like to own a hat

Come on man, that’s a completely disingenuous response. The A.V. Club, your sister site, has been reviewing shows and movies really well for a really long time, and they always post a spoiler warning even in cases where it’s clear the plot details will be discussed in great details, like the GoT recaps. The internet…

You spoiled the ending of the movie in the middle of the review without any warning at all. Not only is that completely unprofessional, it’s just a dick move.

Soccer cow has some nice mooves.