It would have been a lot more hilarious if his technical foul for the timeout DID result in the Warriors coming back and winning, and then he got suspended for Game 7 because he hit the technical foul limit for the playoffs

Just to point out, planes don’t necessarily fly in a straight line from point A to Point B. Here’s an actual Denver-St. Louis flight path I grabbed off Flight Aware. It makes Iowa seem not outside the realm of possibility.

I had no idea she was this qualified to be President.

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

+1 I’m also a terrible soccer player

The thing that gets me about this is that there’s literally no other scenario in the world where a dink like Stevens would do this to someone like Lowry who could clearly and easily kick the shit out of him. The only thing that lets someone like Stevens think he can get away with it is a lifetime of thinking that…

“Ayyy” said five of the people in this room as I read this comment out loud.

I love this idea so much. In fact, I think it has the potential to serve as the focal point of a new and wonderful Cold War. The Russians make Flint, we respond with a 10-episode series documenting how the American Relief Administration probably saved millions of Russians in the 20s in the world’s first systematic…

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

Russia should just make a series called Flint.

That’sa Canadian average, which is only like 25% in the USA. 

Drake is what he is. You want to read about the real Raptors fan, then here is a thread for you

I’ve pissed in a cup during OT before.

Maybe it’s Bud Light and it’s both piss and beer.

Markelle Fultz’s shot is looking better than it has in years!

The guy has not even started playing for the Knicks yet, let’s hold off on any and all “worst nightmare” talk.

This is the same place that over-served me that night. This place sucks!

Recovered alcoholic here. Up until about 7 years ago, I got myself into lots of trouble. Never got a DUI, never went to jail, but still spent plenty of time fucking up my life and the lives of others who were close to me. Let me be 100% clear: everything I did was my own fault. The people who sold me booze at the…

So they “gifted” clothing to Rodman’s wife? Then why does she stuff the garment in her bag when no one is watching and then purposely hide the hanger behind a display? Seriously dude.

There’s something different about him compared to most sprinters. He seems...scrappier? Like he really works hard to be as good as he is and doesn’t just coast on his talent.