Long antennas. 

Cool. My office has free pens, paper, and staplers. 

Yeah, while some people’s first instinct seems to be to mock, I was here thinking, “man, I bet that feels great. . .a little sunlight on my taint.”

It’s not pedantic.

One will never know, but I listen to the “flagship” station of the Ravens every day (listening right now to Jarret Johnson).

With what? You think you can walk into the corner drugstore and buy jet fuel?

Goalie bit at that deke like it was a ham sandwich. 

I reject your entire premise: if you have one hair, you’re not bald.

only I didn’t say shit. I said the word. The Big One. The queen mother of Dirty Words. The F dash dash dash word.

what’s it to you, sizzle chest? 

They were discharged FROM the hospital or discharged AT the hospital?

Shhhhhhhh.

THAT’S a usable definition.

Meet more people. 

Well, yes and no.

4/5 years ago, I converted half my Weber gas grill to a skillet. Or as I call it. . .La Plancha. It is made by Weber and fits perfectly.

The difference is that when you keep the steak in the pan, it cooks in its own boiling juices. And by the way. . .the same fat drips into the pan and vaporizes. 

Maybe. Maybe not.

Well, I don’t like her as an actor.

Computer science PROFESSOR.