I don’t follow soccer. Is it normal to have this many refs on the field?

On the other hand, it should be pointed out that the Marvel movies make a point, probably intentionally, that strength and violence don’t actually solve all your problems. In fact, in spite of all their strengths their almost-omnipotence the protagonists fail in spectacular ways in Age of Ultron, Civil War and…

It was Abraham Lincoln:

Maybe he thought she was only wearing a red waistband.

She should show up in solid white and say she’s honoring the French flag.

His appeal comes from his eyes. When he is flatulating he looks into the camera and straight into your soul. You truly feel that he is not releasing gas from his ass because his body compels him to but because he wants you to know what it means to be human.

Assume your grad school isnt Finance.

Man, you in grad school. Trad that WRX for a used corolla and save your money.

There’s more to distinguish the Autobahn from the SE than the built-in navigation, such as: Adaptive Cruise Control, Dynamic Chassis Control, leather seating, Fender audio upgrade, nicer interior lighting, and probably more that I’m forgetting.

Or sing along to the rap music on your phone while wearing ear buds.

What, autos are fun too...

What did his story even mean? Was he trying to say that black people hold back their speed? 

“Tell me more about this game of, how you say, golf.”

A live look at the victim:

The Hummer H2. Four wheeled embodiment of every worst instinct of the car buying American consumer.

My dad basically did the same this to me with math and I turned into a bitter, angry, asshole who hates fun and will probably die of loneliness. I’m sure this kid will turn out fine too.

By the time I was 15, I had a six pack.  Just about every day. 

That punter was looking just like the Statue of Liberty:

Did you know the unwritten rules are unwritten? And a lot of them are shit moves?

UPDATE: The NFL has fined Ramsey for targeting defenseless players.