Maybe if you’re going to demonstrate against Nazis, leave the Hugo Boss boxers at home that day and pick another brand?

At least you said sorry before being dumb. 

Old school.  That’s how a lot of guys did it when I would go to the bar with my dad when I was a kid.  I used to like it because the grains of salt would fizz in the beer on their way to the bottom of the glass.  My dad used to get pissed at me for putting salt in his beer when he wasn’t looking, though.

Cold beer don’t need no help; I’d like to know how ol’ Jim makes a half-empty can of Steel Reserve that’s been sitting out behind the gas station palatable.

This needs to be reiterated. A classic from Tom.

Just took our ‘02 Odyssey with 160K on a 2K road trip.   No issues.   Kids are now out of the house.   Why do I keep driving this thing?   Because it is paid for.   And basically free to maintain.   Someone save me.......

Despite the stigma, this is undoubtedly one of the best 7/8 seater family vehicles out there. I don’t understand why people have to drive a mediocre crossover when you can drive the best Minivan for the same price?

My guess is they were ragging on their goofy cousin in the military.

I thought cornhole was bad until ESPN started airing some of that Spikeball bullshit.

Counterpoint: the comments section of any article where people working at McDonald’s are protesting and fighting for $15 an hour.

That Sikh wedding made me miss America— that kind of thing used to be our jam.

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hope is the wellspring of English misery. let if flow

Um, no. The drums suck.

Did someone say smoked meats?

THANKS MY JOKE WAS SO LACKING AND YOU FIXED IT GOOD I CAN NEVER THANK YOU ENOUGH.

I don’t know whether this guy was a veteran, but they’d better play “Taps” in double-time at his funeral.

Lemme guess, you’ve never heard of Charles or Ray Eames, right?