I was reading this on the shitter and thought, “Do they really need to grunt so much?” Then I wiped and stood up to pull my shorts up...and grunted while pulling them up.

That last strike in the last clip—pretty sure that’s what Caine used to kill Abel. Or how Samson killed 1,00 Philistines. It’s fucking Biblical, is what I’m saying.

That’s why hockey is so good. Imagine if LeBron just drilled Steph in the dong with a basketball during warmups and everyone just laughed about it.

You have passed the reading comprehension test and successfully restated the main points of the article above. Well done?

Can we back up slightly and talk more about your roommate selection criteria?

Wrong. I’m an assistant football coach for a private school, and I can’t tell you how easy it is to recognize teams that recruit and are able to give financial incentives to their players. And when those teams smell blood off of a big hit or big play, they just play even harder, further exacerbating the skill and size…

African or European?

something else worth mentioning for the crazies that eat these spicy treats - in causing pain receptors in the body to react, it also releases endorphins creating a morphine-like high.

I know you’re not being malicious and this is just an online comment, but a man with a family killed himself because of insurmountable debt. Does every article on the internet need to have a stupid joke for upvotes/stars?

Down with Jacquard Looms! Will no one think of the weavers who invested in expensive looms, that now can’t make a living with machine looms undercutting then, and are taking their own lives!

That’s how I respond when my waitress asks me to clarify my order.

White people (not all) have a cognitive impairment when it comes to Blacks & minorities. They experience an extreme response to those who do not share their skin tone. It is the same response someone with an Intellectual Disability experiences when introduced to unfamiliar stimuli. It is frontal lobe anomalies.…

Seriously. I’ve heard the rumors about Preakness moving since I was in college at Towson in the mid-90s. It’s like an annual rite of spring anymore.

I think the issue will be : “how much does Maryland value the horse industry?” Those massive sprawling farms in Howard, Frederick, Carroll, Anne Arundel and north…

State law says they have to hold it at Pimlico. The grousing and shit from the Stronach Group is as annual as the Preakness itself. There’s a Maryland Stadium Authority underway that is trying to work ou the details of what it’ll take to bring Pimlico into the 21st century. What we know from the preliminary findings…

As always in golf, the true villian is par. Not some whiny glass Joe.

Ah yes, a punch in the face. The original penalty stroke.

I heard Yanni

Interesting. I saw a similar story but heard they were moving it to Yanny.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.