The most pretentious?

Come on, guys.

I’m hearing things.

He’s actually the guy who decides to self-police the merge, and pulls HALFWAY into the far lane a half mile out from the merge point to make sure no one else gets by him.

Also, no way a Volvo driver would do a hit and run.

You understand that HBO decided to make a show out of Game of Thrones BEFORE Game of Thrones was an HBO show, right?

I look forward to the point in every Klosterman podcast when it becomes clear that Simmons isn’t following the argument.

But, what about the veterans?

It’s not society. It’s just enough morons who are avid fans of specific teams.

Well, generally you own the PSL and the upfront cost of it is amortized over your life. You can pass them onto family members, or sell them on the open market (at least with the Ravens).

Not impressed until someone leaves the car in gear for a combo Drive-By Dunk/Ghostride his Whip.

This is why when I ride a bike, I like a section of my tire to have a big lump sticking out of it.

This makes me so mad.

Skipped knee day.

That crappy job he did of bat retrieval and still being referred to as a “good dog” is exactly the problem with dogs today.

Elkington is the Schilling of the golf world.

My favorite part was when he literally defied physics.

They’re in the discussion.

Bill Maher reported, and I quote, that “the joint was passed to him in a fashion that indicates it was placed too much in the lips and perhaps got extra moist.”

yeah, I’m looking at it.