I don't know if it's just the residual effects from years of imbibing, or if new Kinja sucks in yet another way. So, because I am unable to star your comment, just ignore this comment and pretend you have one more star than it says.

Finnegan initially attempted to inform his team via Kinja but the new layout prevented anyone from seeing it...

Mike Pouncey has confirmed the Incognito definitely did NOT run over a softball team.

But does it help them protect this house?

He should have had his tempter tantrum interrupted by an even more tearful person, who entered to music.

He also drives Auburn fratbros up the wall, I imagine.

I know you guys consistently have it out for Simmons, but geez, he - and presumably his staff - is/are obviously showing sincere regret and remorse. If you can't read through his words and discern that, I don't know what to say. They know they screwed up and there is accountability to be had there.

"Speak for yourself."

but did you actually read all the words

It looks to me like he's suffering from renal failure, in which waste products come in and do all kinds of irreparable damage. In other words, it's just like playing for the Knicks.

It's nice to see the Browns contributing to the local economy in the form of Cleveland's biggest export, crippling depression.

Roger Goodell: "No, but, really, what did they let the players wear yesterday?"

Marc Gasol is shaking his head at you.

Merry Christmas Romo haters, now you'll see what its like to not have him.

So many offsides flags in the comments. Good job of trolling with an incomplete scene though.

Straight Grinch, Homie.

It's actually stranger. Multiple sources on Twitter saying that it's the protective cover for the glass. They couldn't get it off.

Looks like someone went to Captain D's with Wade Philips.

He just won $100,000 at the SEC Championship throwing a football like a straight-up asshole.