Still worked out better than the last time an Aubrey tried to hang out with Miami Heat players.

This was the best custom jersey I ever saw (I even put a tasteful frame around the image, to class it up a bit)

The U at #25 is a travesty and I cannot take the rest of the list seriously because of that. The Two Escobars was excellent though

Who's the dead man that hit me with the pool noodle?!

Couple of things:

Oh shit I had no idea he won the Kyle Turley Award.

What about Seahawks DE Michael Bennett going down with a neck injury after an awkward sack, and they cut to his father in the crowd, who's from Texas, with his son's jersey on, shouting "MIKE! MIKE?!" from the stands as they loaded Bennet on a stretcher....then he took off sprinting for the closest exit. That fucking g…

Pretty weak of him to blatantly model one of the shirts from the new Joe Flacco Signature Collection.

These Aaron Hernandez jail letters are getting weird.

Wake up in the morning feelin' like Rick Stanzi,

Cam Newton's successful defense was that he had no idea his father was soliciting cash. So, it's a pretty good defense.

This might seem light, but let's not forget that David Carradine died during his 30-minute suspension.

Details aren't clear, but this appears to be an agreement between Texas A&M.

Cam Newton would like a word with you about your theory on race.

Hyman Pressured; Won't Break

It's not just autographing helmets. Darren Rovell now reports that Manziel is pressuring the Czech prime minister to let him annex the Sudetenland. Fucking entitled athletes...

This is very surprising. If there's one guy who always seemed to take the best care of his body, it was John Kruk.

No surprise at someone leaving a game at Dodgers stadium early.

This would be a good time to mention that it still took him four tries to hit a target larger than the strike zone.

I'm pretty sure that's an Arby's. Guess the Gamecocks' recruiting budget has fallen on hard times.