Shut up and give me your lunch money.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

For anyone in need of support:

Not to denigrate Mr. Face’s experiences, but I don’t know that being a giant dickhead has ever harmed anybody’s chances of succeeding in the business world.

If you said “dah-tuh” people took it you were talking about a school of modern art involving urinals that had been autographed by the artist, prints of the Mona Lisa with a moustache and goatee, etc.

Stunning work, here.  The Chrono Trigger cosplay isn’t technically the best, but it warmed the cockles of my cold, dead heart.  Some of these are pure fire, like the Monster Hunter and Soul Calibur stuff.  And some just make me happy, like the Nausicaa, Zelda and Mononoke Hime teams.  But all of them are standout and…

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

It’s been downhill since Jackie Brown (his best movie by far).

TFW someone cares enough to check the receipts.

If more Americans did this, career politicians would have to invest in an on-site laundry service, as the continual soiling of drawers would require constant change-outs.

If I’m reading that correctly, it looks as though many of those rules were added in 2016 and 2017. Why would a Republican controlled House add such rules limiting themselves like that?

Why is it whenever anyone makes a bad argument about an issue of rights, they trot out the Irish? They are like the superstars of false equivalencies. 

I respect this womans hustle. She is click bait incarnate and she is making bank of it now.

Have you heard played in G(spot)-minor?

[Plays the world’s smallest cum-stained violin]

That instrument is broken out only for performances of Beethoven’s Symphony No. 3-some.

I propose a term for this phenomenon: straight-lacing.

Stormtroopers have always been anonymous.

And now the story of a story of a warring kingdom, and the producers who had no choice but to keep it together

“We sent over one Excel sheet”

I’ll take their word that they weren’t trying to portray an offensive stereotype of a trans woman. That said, Redesiuk suggests an artificial separation between their professed intent and the possible effect of the ad: