Was worried I’d have to start taking Xbox seriously now that they bought up all this talent, but thankfully they’re apparently gonna have them make team-based multiplayer action games just like all the other MS studios, so I can continue to ignore the platform.

Re: Tropicana Field

Jason, if you’re not careful, you might win a Pulitzer.

The golden ring of hell.

We’re all pulling for you, Mayor Pete. 

Ha ha, sure do get this reference! Yep!

Putting that liberal arts education to use!

This Brazilian adaptation of Ulysses’s Nausicaa scene departs from the source material pretty significantly, no?

I still don’t know how to feel about Pornhub turning out to be the most socially responsible company of the Internet age.

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

It’s a relatively easy way to attempt to teach them emotional intelligence. You are (hopefully) giving them the opportunity to correct the lie and be truthful in a calm and judgement-free zone, the first time at least. When the kids fail to tell the truth, the parents are attempting to explain how lying hurts people…

I dunno Nathan... the Yiga Clan has me stressed lol, and the first time I saw a Lynel before the lightning arrow cinematic, that dude looked at me for two straight minutes before he murdered the shit out of Link. He Massacred my boy I tell you!

Some people with disabilities, especially those that manifest more physically and are more visible, seem to fear that physican-assisted suicide will lead to a ‘duty to die’ and the involuntary euthanasia. I understand that fear, but I think the current physician-assisted suicide laws are written to avoid that, as well…

....by robots.

I look forward to purchasing Ivanka Trump Brand Bootstraps that are manufactured in China.

You should never feel guilty for playing a game you like, and anyone who makes you feel guilty should, themselves, feel guilty for it.

Everyone moves at the same base speed, their animations just give you the illusion that they don’t.

“White supremacists are American citizens. The illegal immigrants are people who shouldn’t be here.”

I will not presume to speak for our Native American citizens, but if I were Native (and I am not), I’d be so goddamned hacked off at this statement that I’d probably spit fire. Every single time some dipshit howls about…

Say what you like about nuclear war but it seems to have turned New York harbor into a pleasant blue ocean. 

There’s a pretty big production goof in one of the biggest movies of all time, Lawrence of Arabia. Throughout the whole movie, the editors left large empty black bars on the top and bottom of the screen. It’s actually very distracting to me, but nobody ever seems to mention it