Seems inconsistent considering Cameron’s brother Darrius has been celebrating just having a girlfriend on his jersey since his first day in the league.

After being worn all game and then the punch, that glove was ruined. Just a blown-out, leathery mess.

You missed my favorite:

Sure he’s A1 up in the sheets. But I bet he switches to R1C1 if he’s working that VBA.

The suit ends just short of “Subpar N”, which is yet another nickname Bollant used to address some of these girls.

Guys are regularly tossing bats like this in crowded stadiums? Shit. That whole country is probably worried about fan death.

If Peter really wanted to get on Sharper's good side, he'd have numbered his tweets starting at 10, then counted backward slowly.

Good on the judge keeping a hard line on this proceeding. With all the media attention it'll take her best effort to keep things from getting goofy.

This is scary. Even a small blood clot in one alveolus can lead to two more clots below it. Then more below these, with larger and larger clots developing as they combine together.

AND A-ONE AND A-TWO AND A-YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO... oh right, you're a child

Right. The areas they list in that part of the linked article (Columbia, Owings Mills, Mount Airy) are all Maryland towns outside Baltimore.

Pre-Eagle Colorado Kobe: All day I dream about sodomy.

Makes sense that a 13 inch dick got mentioned in a discussion about tail risk.

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Riley Cooper: No no no...

Freely discussing his coaching methods in this article, as well as the emphasis on hydration and urinalysis, is all part of Chip's push to make things at Eagles training camp more transparent.

Deep thoughts like this happen all the time. Last summer, Pat Riley got the idea to sign Greg Oden after taking a walk along the beach in Nantucket.

The argument started when people were talking about hockey and football. But it reached a breaking point when (the victim) began speaking TO hockey and football, which Csont'e and Da'Mario felt was especially mocking.