Based on the first 15 words of your comment, I was certain you were talking about Starnell's venting of his hatred for some of the most prolific posters here in the Aaron Rodger's post. Which was my favorite part of today.

Back to Alley, Dice.

Apparently, taking a quick peek at the Ark of the Covenant just leaves you horribly disfigured.

He was finally caught after a lifetime of steadily increasing levels of theft. Done in by always wanting s'more.

Quagliano is mounting a defense based largely on attributing much of Love's head and neck trauma to an unnamed friend and teammate of Love's who, upon finding her barely clinging to life, dialed 911 and was tragically instructed to "turn the victim over while being sure to cradle the head."

"Celtic. Low light." is also Bono's preference for just about any situation.

It's so unlike Boston to have an unconventionally long period of buildup before finally getting to the action that everyone wants

Protesting against an athlete for something that doesn't exist is nothing new for PETA. Who can forget their public outcry over Da'Sean Butler's abduction and subsequent abandonment of an innocent purple dinosaur?

So what happens if the fight is forced to stop after the 8th round, with one fighter having won 5 rounds and the other 3. How should the purse get divided?

All of the CBA's advertising material clearly stated that the contest was NOT taking place at Madison Square Garden

The investigation was spurred not by the phone calls, but by Pacioretty's direct plea to the police spokesperson, saying:

"Worst ref I've ever seen" is actually a pretty damning insult when the person saying it is a traveler of both space and time

If this story doesn't go away soon, the good name of Dr. Phillips will be forever sullied as the source of hyperbolic arguments and feel-good platitudes thrown at imagined crises.

Look, you're going to take a lot of heat temporarily, but you've got to do what's right.

Dario Hunt sure seemed to have a gloomy air about him after missing that freethrow.

"I choose to feel on your boobs. I choose to feel on the boobs of this [ROTC] brigade and do the other things. Not because you are easy, but because I get hard."

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If I draw blood I get to stay in the box for 4 minutes right?

Porn Sunday is a feastday celebrated when residents of Tijuana rip out pages of Hustler and lay them across the ground where Jésus will be riding the donkey.

I'm not sure if they knowingly replaced the E or just made a mistake.