I mean, you can keep suggesting that there’s a problem with having a burger cooked correctly, but those of us who eat them that way seem just fine. 

My god, look at that perfectly cooked burger. I’m hungry and in love.

Raw but warm is a good description of my preference, yeah. 

Because if you take ground beef straight from the fridge and cram it into your mouth, it’s not a pie hole, it’s a meat hole.

I distinctly remember discussing the difference between “guerrilla warfare” and “terrorism” when discussing the founding fathers and the American Revolution.

• Does a burger have to be beef? If all you say is “burger” than yes.

This needs so many stars.

I wonder if there’s a resource that tells you the location of dwindling chains. Probably, there are places most of us never knew as chains that still linger on, like the dream of a dead god...

Whew. Thanks!

Oh shooting stars, what’s wrong with the GF fandom? Should I be terrified or disgusted?

“Food: For the mouth part of your face.”

In college, we used raspberry vodka with our chocolate Frosties. Highly recommended.

Article’s probably great, but the cookies in that stock photo look amazing.

Bouncy pirate ship + gusty day = AIR PIRATES.

Honest question: what kind of table never comes into contact with heat or liquid? If it’s a semi-flat surface, it’s going to have a drink resting on it at some point, and it’s either going to be hot coffee or cold beer.

Would it be possible to get a caption for the header image, so I can figure out what game it’s from?

This makes so much sense, but when I tell my wife that I’m more honest when I’m not looking at her, she gets offended FOR SOME REASON.

Wait...is the argument that when Subway or Jimmy John’s slices a loaf but not completely, it can be used to make a sandwich, but when a hot dog roll comes pre-sliced, it cannot?

Neither Subway nor Jimmy Johns severs the loaf completely, leaving it as one piece, exactly like a hot dog roll.

That’s a pretty good point. I assume Karloff was living in California, so he would have had access to fresh peppers, but for the newspaper reading public, canned was probably more likely.