This makes so much sense, but when I tell my wife that I’m more honest when I’m not looking at her, she gets offended FOR SOME REASON.

Wait...is the argument that when Subway or Jimmy John’s slices a loaf but not completely, it can be used to make a sandwich, but when a hot dog roll comes pre-sliced, it cannot?

Neither Subway nor Jimmy Johns severs the loaf completely, leaving it as one piece, exactly like a hot dog roll.

That’s a pretty good point. I assume Karloff was living in California, so he would have had access to fresh peppers, but for the newspaper reading public, canned was probably more likely.

Thurl Ravenscroft had the advantage of being born to a great name. I wonder if he has any great recipes?

This has given me a great idea, and it’s to tweak the formula to [negative adjective]. Putting [Guy Fieri] for part 1 is redundant yet may yield interesting results.

What do they use, turkey sausage? All stuffing has sausage, right? Or is this like that time I found out that “dipped” and “scooped” ice creams are the same thing?

I think kowtow means to genuflect/show respect/suck up.

“Pull yourself up by your bootstraps” is from the older phrase “boo t-straps,” which were used for securing haunted house actors from the ceiling. They were shaped like the letter T, and often the workers considered that position a promotion. The best of them could get themselves into position, literally pulling…

“Is the secret to Obamas birth certificate in this film?”

I had the opposite problem. Left Connecticut for DC, and took me a while to figure out why people ask “cream or sugar in that?” after I’d order a regular coffee.

I’m doing (n=date) push-ups per day, and making up any that I missed. Having forgotten to do any until yesterday, I did 15 (1+2+3+4+5) and I will do 6 tonight. Hopefully.

Just the bottle. Such a lovely shade of blue, though!

I feel like I might be going crazy reading these comments. The recording is pretty clear - the backing vocals start at “in my life” and continue through the chorus, making it obvious that “in my life, I hope I lie and tell everyone you were a good wife” is the intent. Is an awkward phrase, considering he starts most…

I still mean to make it up to Fall River for a chow mein sandwich...one of these days.

Seemed to be...”shrug?” He just says “the chicken stock” with no modifier. The container looks to be about a quart, I think?

Let’s hope his kids never want to go to the Rhode Island School of Design...

As a New Englander born, I’m just going to say that it sounds like Trader Joe’s nailed pecan pie like, 100%. I do not get the love of that at all.

Seconding this. I need an itemized list so I can go watch all of these.

It’s mostly older people - a lot of on ramps used to have stop signs (according to my drivers’ ed teacher who claimed to be a former car insurance investigator) so people who are used to that stop.