this seems like the perfect team for Silicon Valley

There's no possible way my parents would ever do something like this to me.

Who cares? Dead Kennedys fans eat it on the stage

Yes, but only because it's pretty poor satire.

People are not going to get this. Good luck.

[fairly obviously having a stroke] It's da wadder....it's da wadder in da beer

They should call this guy the Good idiot.

Shaq?

"Hey man, women don't like cheaters. They don't. They don't like liars and cheaters."

Whatever. Donald Sterling had the same idea years ago:

My favorite is the 76ers one:

Strange, I thought "blarglewargle" was what happened when Charles Shackleford attempted to spell his own name.

No. Each team provides the refs with 12 balls, and then they use their own balls on offense. You can read a longer explanation in the piece I wrote yesterday.

If BB is such a genius, why is he the only one who gets caught doing things that 'everyone does'. I say this as a die-hard Patriots fan.

"Soccer is 90% mental and the other half is just making a wanking motion."

"I think I've heard it all at this point," he said with a laugh.

It leads to the totally valid question of "what else are they doing?"