Francesa: You know why it didn't work? Because I can't be controlled.

Kind of feels like United should have just kept him all along instead of firing and rehiring him, no?

As a Sixers fan I feel like a cancer kid about to get my Make-A-Wish when suddenly the Lakers mainline cesium so they can meet John Cena.

For what it's worth, the entire Rogue Voodoo Donut series is an abomination, and I love Rogue's beers.

Dear god that defense...it looked like the FIFA 15 defensive AI when someone plays it on amateur level.

The Football Gods Chortled: Jets quarterback Michael Vick was flagged for taunting — with the Jets trailing 21-7. One does not thump one's chest whilst losing! The football gods punished Vick by causing him to lose a fumble two snaps later.

Been saying this for years. When an overrated SEC team beats an overrated SEC team, the overrated loser barely drop and the overrated winners moves up. It's a never ending cycle.

On the flip side of the coin, this morning on Alex Jones' radio show, he spent a full 15 minutes on how he didn't believe that Jets could ever be responsible for such a huge, internal collapse

Rapist beats Papists

As a lifetime Jets fan, I can say the Jets don't need any help losing. They do just fine on their own.

It's why the NBA has been trying to slowly add t-shirt jerseys for the past few seasons: more space.

If leagues used this revenue to replace television ad time revenue, I'd be completely fine with it. I'd have no problem with watching the Detroit Walmarts Powered by Verizon vs. the McDonald's Chicago Xfinity if there were only, say, 5 minutes of commercials per game. But that will never happen, of course. There will…

This is absolute the point that needs to be made. There's zero benefit to the consumers (fans) and there's no way to even spin it positively. It's nothing but corporate greed. If a jersey is going to say FLY EMIRATES on the front, the least you could do is scale back TV timeouts. If anything it's going to mean more…

"Recognizing the purpose that ads serve in other sports, Turner and the NBA have agreed to get rid of TV timeouts and only show commercials during halftime."

-Strangely enough, not in the press release

The extra shitty thing is that there are still going to be tons of commercials, etc. during the game. Soccer at least has the excuse of having no commercials during the game. This is the worst of both worlds.

That's good, a bunch of rich white guys using black labor as a billboard so other rich white guys can be richer and whiter. How fucking wonderful.

Not even the reveal of Vince McMahon as the Higher Power was as bullshit as that call, esp. since there was more contact on the non-call during TCU's 4th-down play.

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It's so well done, I hear that Kim Jung Un is going to hire FIFA to produce the official movie of the history of North Korea in time for next year's Cannes Film Festival.