Truman Trolls Dewey

Well, November is NFL's "Buy More Licensed Gear Because We Dress Our Shit in Camo Unless You Hate 'Merica" Month.

The offensive part of this, to me, is that prep hockey has such a well designed website. That is grotesque in a way I can't quite put my finger on; I am just certain that a prep website should consist of primary colors and poorly framed photos.

1. Let's all guess what the most frequently-occurring ballot will be (e.g., four or five names, Maddux/Glavine, etc.)

I'd rather read a book on John Brodie's core religious beliefs, preferably with a volcano on the cover.

Flynn can throw the ball. Tebow can't. There's your argument.

Hey, who sings Wagon Wheel? Hmm? Pretty sure it's not Kentucky Gentleman Medicine Show.

Oh no, I touched man-butt! I swear Jeebus, I didn't mean to. I promise, I'll go home tonight and have relations with my wife as you boringly intended, face to face, with the lights out, and only for the purpose of procreation. Please don't smite me down and send me to that horrible place, with the rivers of fire and…

Commenters: Rape jokes aren't funny and we don't want them on the site. Knock it off.

Way to bury the lede here Koblin. Shouldn't you be reporting on the fact that they invited FRED WILPON to a conference about ethics and integrity? That's like inviting David Duke to a conference on tolerance and diversity.

You think that Regina is cold, you should see my wife's!

JD: I don't own music.

I believe that's referred to as a Mitzvah.

Two parts Hydrogen,
One part Oxygen,
You parts with $99!

Here's a point that's independent of the correctness or incorrectness of that call: so, so many plays this weekend involved offenses getting bailed out by penalties. This game was particularly notable in that regard. Now I'm not saying that those calls were wrong by the letter of the rulebook. I am saying that it is a…

Football gods? Thanks for chiming in, Gregggggggg.

"The non-call that ended the Panthers' win over the Patriots was a bad call. Not a historically terrible one..."

Unless you're a Patriots fan. Every blown call that hurts the Patriots might as well be compared to flaying the backs of Pats fans into the shape of the Giants logo and the numbers 18 and 1.

I remember when Patriots fans called Saints fans "sore losers" for complaining about a no call...............

Not surprising that the letter didn't reach its intended recipient.

If this isn't cross-posted to Jezebel, then someone at Gawker should be fired.