My parents met at a bar as well. My dad managed to pick her up and bring her home, but she kicked him out and took her phone number back, due to guilt over cheating on her boyfriend, a one legged bar tender. The next day my father came back uninvited, planted himself on her couch, and refused to leave until she…

My Dad had been about 6 months sober, but he ended up going into the local bar because he'd heard about "the new bartender with the big boobs"; 6 months later they got married.

Uh, I don't know why I keep expecting something more substantive, but I wish stars would stop saying these meaningless platitudes. "Own your imperfections." Does this mean "don't hate the little mole on your cheek" or "you have big feet, and that's okay because it is a meaningless feature"? Or does it mean "accept…

A lot of it stems from his insensitive treatment of the story where Chris Brown revealed he was raped as a young child. I think another big part of it is that he is just not a talented writer. Many of his articles are just hard to get through because of convoluted, poor writing, and there are a lot of jokes that are…

I do NOT appreciate it when men openly stare at me for awkward lengths of time. If I catch you looking and you keep looking, it's freaking creepy. I also do not appreciate being whistled at, hollered at, barked at, beeped at, honked at, or when a man is staring so obviously that he is hanging out of the window of…

That's what I thought, too!

ouch. what is it with this Doug hatred on Jezebel? Seriously, I'm not snarking. I'm a frequent reader and I always see so many vitriolic comments about him. Please do not make fun of my writing, english is not my first language.

I hope the IRS tags this transaction and makes sure he pays taxes on the $100k.

Isn't anyone else kind of rooting for him getting shot on the doorstep of the person he's delivering the painting to, because they felt threatened?

The Art of Murder - The Murder of Art

Would a MAN wear gloves?

Perhaps. Are you half-drunk right now?

We recently took down a set of bunk beds and re-arranged the bedroom that our 15 year old stepson stayed in. When I pulled his bed away from the wall, there were streaks of dried "stuff" on the wall that had dripped down all the way to the floor. I thought I was going to hurl, and scrubbing it clean was even more…

Are you me?

I am an idiot, because at first I thought that her kids were blowing their noses on everything.

When my 15 year old stepson moved in with us, our gas went bill went through the roof. Kid loved to take care of business in the shower. Long, hot, steamy showers. He is now 25, and we joke that he was the sole contributor to climate change. On the plus side, he always smelled so clean and fresh!

You're my kind of people.

I didn't have a lot of money to spend on an engagement ring so I got my gf a very nice looking promise ring. I'm sorry I don't have a blogger job which gives me tons of money to drop on a Tiffany diamond. But my girlfriend got a wonderful ring she loves and of Jez has an issue with it being a promise ring I have…

Aww, I love that she said that. I see my mother in my hands as well and that has always been special to me. This is like the people that make fun of Megan Fox's thumb. As if perfection is even a thing.