Something I apparently inherited from my dad without realizing it is a tendency to address the family pets with a lot of barely-rhymed gibberish. Had a golden retriever named Tucker that led to a lot of unfortunate stanzas.

Come here, my little monkey!
My little bear, oh, will you stop it? You're just crazy.

Well said. Any time an anti-Greek life article pops up in the media and images of fraternity members are used, I always wonder if it was with permission and is appropriate. I mean, in that top photo one could identify people... did those people do anything wrong to deserve being placed directly next "No One Learns…

Nice! I graduated last year, doing my masters now since I just couldn't bear to leave :)

I would like to invest! I am a Nigerian Prince. I have lots of money. I just need a bank account to transfer it to! Just give me all your personal information and passwords and I will make you rich!*

HAHAHAHAHA. Like the government actually gives a shit about pedophiles. They're much more concerned with Auntie Lou's apple pie recipe than they are about actual crimes.

Psst...hey NSA...how about you do something useful for once with all your secret listening, and keep a reeeaaal close eye on those 57 customers?

How can she violate a sales contract that was broken when the company failed to fulfill it?

You know, I went to the gym three times this week. Where is my congratulatory Vine from President Obama?

So to click I have to insert two fingers a couple inches and make a "come hither" motion?

....and that's what happens with a little company in Maine gets taken over by Clorox.

Can we all get together and tell Lorde that this whole Princess of Darkness shtick isn't working?

But then you're walking around smelling like cheese or peanut butter or dog butt all day.

Sexual harassment lets me know I'm pretty.

I think that is a belly button ring?

—- "do you give a shit about anyone besides yourself and immediate friends/family?" followed by "Do you beleive in the individual rights of people to be treated as worthy and autonomous human beings?" If yes then yes your feminist. —-

Considering how bad she is at dealing with the issues of women of color, I would say that Miley Cyrus is already pretty good at feminism.

OK I'm having geography fail... What is the UO necklace (the one on the left) supposed to represent? Because I'm kind of seeing something NSFW, but the article says it's meant to be a state or country. I guess I could just go look at a map....:)