I was unaware that remote auto-start is considered a compelling 2011 feature.

Will they both be paying the maker of fy_iceworld for horrid textures and map design?

Pronounced "antiquated picture format".

@DenDenMC: I find it bizarre that they didn't even attempt to pose it straight behind/inline with the lamp uprights. Just looks terrible :[

Wouldn't a SATA III pci-e card have lower potential bandwidth, as it'll share with the pci bus?

How does skype on a big (though beautiful) slab render a cellphone utterly meaningless? Even purely from an ergonomic standpoint?

I think I will name my new cat "unwieldy-uni-boob", thanks Kotaku!

The sort of person who would be thoughtful and prepared enough to pack some items in containers like these, would not need them because they would have planned and taken care of the lampshade purchase in a timely manner.

The SUN makes the National Enquirer look like a renowned and respected scientific journal.

@Gh0stKiller: Hearted

How does the name 3DS imply it's glasses-free 3D?

@Ezalis: You really should have read the article, you prat.

Pretty sure the expression is "wig out". Unless (to quote Urban Dictionary), you intend to, in a fit of populism, go join the Whig party of the mid 1800's.

I'm not sure how viewing 3D movie trailers is really related to a miscast poorly plotted Mario film cash-in, however it seems like an obvious fit for the platform.

Whimsical patrons will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

I'm not sure being compared to antiquated screensavers is a good thing. Fairly sure a flying toaster spotlight would look hideous too.

@comm0: All I can think of is the presumable "pop-splut-pop-plut" noise those incoming bikes will make sending them to amphibians nirvana.

I bet I can still lose the stylus.

@M0squ1t0: Thank you & everyone for your advice! Based on the consensus here, I look forward to playing the OoT 3DS as my first Zelda.

Would Ocarina 3DS be a good first Zelda game, or should one play an earlier prequel on other hardware first?