All launch games canceled, replaced by Conkers Bad Fur Day 3DS pre-installed non-removable cart.

Having some freakishly large inflatable omniscient overlord floating in the sky gives me an eerie discomforting feeling.

Lets be honest though, there are in fact no actually brilliant movies based on video games.

Is voting on comments forthcoming?

Posting schedule, I think not. This is clearly Enigma code. I shall break it and loot the fabulous Kotaku booty.

@Darkcry000a: The safe handling instructions still apply.

I thought the SMB one they did years ago was more adorable.

@Jackstick: Be sure to do it in a closet, so you will exist in a state of both hanged and non-hanged for the rest of us.

Isn't the actual stamp the non-Mario square on the right with the bpost logo? The Mario part looks like a bit of fluff marketing you don't actually need to stick on the letter.

@Nannirk: I was under the impression that restricting the legal geographic internet audience to America was more a matter of not having to purchase astronomically more expensive usage fees from the talent and crew, rather than some desire not to share with non-US countries which is in everyone's benefit.

She should pay me to drive around with that hideous paint job.

@Manly McBeeferton: I was always a fan of this myself ^

Ridiculous, and NK is about as fearsome as a moist toothpick.

Why are there have there been no good pinball games for the PC released in the last 5 years?

@ILaen'Cythe: Good point, fixed, I need coffee.

@gamingdoctor: See 2 comments above ;)

@ILaen'Cythe: Use a character entity reference, in this case typing the characters above will be output as a greater-than symbol.

@ILaen'Cythe: TheAdAgency > ILaen'Cythe

@Settings: USENET and email was :p