Your thumb directional controls for the PC confuse and annoy me.

Apparently they skirted around the fact the auction is for a Gran Turismo 5 DLC car.

Contrary to the majority of wanky comments here, I find Beckam's celebrity-mobile to be surprisingly, almost tastefully, understated.

Are there any good pinball games for the PC made in the last 5 years?

@putermcgee: Presumably you can unlock her damage simulation after 5 dates, or do you have to win the relationship before slapping can commence?

One day I will meet someone worthy of scrubbing my sewage...

Where is Conker's Bad Fur Day 3DS :|

@Bluemoo: I'm have confidence that you'll find a way to remove pants in any language.

Nintendo 3DS Camera sounds like an intriguing title, I cannot wait to read the plot.

I had no idea my cat has been printing these for years. Clearly I should have her anus appraised and patented.

Is there no end to Wikileaks treason?

I realize its a tough assignment, but that chart is inscrutable.

Oh Trans-Am where art thou?

Interesting technique, but as far as I can tell has zero to do with the brand. They just made a cool ad with a new tool to make press, but didn't really have an idea to support it with, hence the rather contrived ad copy.

Well I'm inspired. Off to the dump I go, and whatever I find first I shall break a world record with.

What a dreadfully designed road sign.

@wookie1901: Moscow Mule

@EtherealPotato: Then I shall not, good day sir!

@Datacide: Indeed I am, and yes, I never came close to finishing it. The imagery and comedy was spot on Monty Python fantasticness however.

Ah, that brings back memories of playing the Amiga game they released... nearly 20 years ago D: