@EtherealPotato: Might you say you had a mental cataclysm?

@LadyTL: "even competent with guns"

@Hisilarn: You bring a tear to a proud Xzibit's eye.

I'm fairly sure I have something identical installed vertically on my bathroom floor. I shall verify it's ability after my next "movement".

No non-iPad version?

@SupremeEvan: I thought it did catch on, had its hayday, and was then rendered redundant by powerful home computers and consoles.

...He fixes the cable?

@InfinitisEnd: Orly?

I plan to build a real portal gun and open a needlessly convoluted series of portals throughout the building housing this one in order to steal it.

I wonder how they shoehorned the Delorean back in?

@Onizuka-GTO: I am afraid of whatever is jellified alien brain is squatting on top of that meat.

@KillerRaccoon: Yes, UK still uses a few exceptions to metric, miles/mph being one of them.

^

@Adidas: Your pun angers me.

@Strixvaliano: To be fair Wolf 3D predates Doom.

Looks like formulaic tripe. I understand superheros often have similar origin stories, but must they all be expressed in the same by-the-numbers comedy routine?

I await the inevitable single pie USB version, for all your mobile laptop pie needs.

"people may not enjoy living in a purple-hued world"

@Craig Cragoo Fernandez: Same thing that happens with humans who get a glitch. Some go to prison, some lead nations.

@13CandyRainbowSuicideMachine: Presumably thats because they know afterward beheading they can just start flashing and bugger off to the center square.