Yep. They don’t only do it once. And I’m sure he’ll pull the “but I’m a husband of a wife and a father of daughters” trope out of his mealy ass. 

FUCK THIS

Yeah but dudes think this one is hotter, so... win?

SO MUCH ABORTION

Right? Sudden increase in bank account balances with ZERO explanation. Shady AF.

I don’t know what that theory will lead to, but I’m here for it.

From what I read he’s a pedo scumbag to boot.

ADORE HER. And her husband is delicious. 

They’re all Trump voters. So....

I totally agree but this is one big, bulky motherfucker. I’m pretty strong - but he could most definitely overpower me and beat my ass too. 

Just like 9-5 is still completely culturally relevant after 38 years. Kills me. My mom took me to see that at the movies. I’m 44. I still watch it once a year or so and the shit is exaaaaaaaactly the same.

I’m an old over 40 bitch, and that’s who I want to watch. I don’t care about 25-year olds’ stories. Sorry, nope. 

Exactly. EXACTLY. How many women’s careers were damaged because boners. I know mine took a turn for the worse that took years to receover from and I’m only in fucking advertising, not on TV. How many brilliant women have we missed the chance to celebrate? 

How fucking hard is it - if you are the superior gender because evo biology - to not fucking grab and poke and pull and try to fuck us and humiliate us at every turn?

Right? Between that and my lady parts making me hysterical....

YIIIIIIIIKES.

Welcome to ladyhood. Esp in fashion hell. Glad I quit, got out of NY and eat tacos in Austin these days. 

Also:

Also Texas =/= Florida

I love that they are only 2 years apart in human age. The differences are astounding!