100% true

Another millennial disrupter startup with all flash and no substance. The IG of healthcare. Expect another Theranos.

They all suck.

Mayor Pete is a fellow Millennial(TM), so Splinter will let him slide, no?

Looking forward to his immigration policies. #texan

These 20-somethings hate anyone who isn’t Bernie. But please get back to telling Gen X how we should be.

So under 30 = good. Got it.

I understand there are gray areas to sexual desire and sometimes people sleep with the boss. It’s ill advised, to be sure. 

All of us olds are going to die and so how do you propose this democracy thing work if no one currently under 35 will vote “no matter what” we say?

Apparently you have to come to their houses, snuggle them, tell them all the things they’ll get if they vote and drive them to the polls.

So did Trump, correct? I’m always amazed that the Lolita Express story come up more often... Epstein is a pig.

ETA if he sexually assaulted and/or exposed himself to several women - as is claimed, that is a crime. Lying under oath is a crime. Put his newly bony ass away for that. Having consensual sex with a fellow adult - no matter how giggly she was - is not a crime.

I’m not a huge Clinton fan and I understand power differentials. I’m also 44 like Monica Lewinsky and 22 is not a child. It’s just not. It may be now, but it was not adolescence in the 90s.

I know all of us Gen X olds got a kick out of the “too anxious to mail anything” shit. And this is coming from a person on several anxiety meds. Also - some of these people were close to 30. How the fuck have you made it through the world so long without basic life skills? And I don’t entirely blame the parents. I had…

Her boobs are only 25 tho.

I have two boys and a tubal ligation. Fuck getting a “variety.”

Daterape, Cokeington, and Jag? (thanks, 30 Rock)

Right. THAT’S HOW TIME WORKS, ASSHAT? (Sorry I just can’t stand these two).

Chip Gaines is not remotely “pretty.”

What could possibly go wrong?